Okay, this situation is starting to really get grisly. I mean what am I supposed to do, go see THE NINJA TURTLE MOVIE? That doesn't see...

No problem indeed. "No pulse? No problem." Hello friends, welcome back to another hopeless walk through the trackless deser...

Nothing like this happens. Ever. "Where shopping can cost you an arm and a leg." Greetings from the dark underworld of movie...

Really took the time to make this legit. "He's with hundreds of women every night... without ever leaving his computer." ...

Troll squared? What are you trying to tell me. "Be afraid... be TWICE as afraid!" It's Thursday, and you know what that ...

A million Taglines! "They keep coming back in a bloodthirsty lust for HUMAN FLESH!..." Good morning to everyone, it's th...

The fact that this made it to DVD is troubling. "A Funky Fantasy That'll Rock Your World!" Hello and welcome to a new ...

A joke? Maybe, I'm not sure. Hi Everyone! I'm gearing up for a convention, and persistent snow obstacles have kept me from strik...