|Literally, at one point.|
Before I even start talking about the actual movie, I feel the need to mention that just finding the poster image shown to the left required me to sift through a truly staggering number of fan-made posters, ranging from the sort of silly to the truly bizarre. Doing a little searching revealed that speculation about the cast and villains for this movie apparently really spiralled out of control, and spawned in return a variety of weird poster images, one of which I'm pretty sure had John Malkovich as Batman. But enough about how people on the internet are crazy, and on to the actual movie!
|If I couldn't review movies with Morgan Freeman or Bruce Willis |
in them, would there be anything left for me?
|Shaving off recluse beard is a good step towards recovery.|
|They put her in a male prison to give her more opportunities |
to beat guys up.
|He still scares the bejeezes out of me though.|
|There he goes again. Motherfucker can't STOP rising.|
|Oh man now he's rising above ground level traffic!|
Next week I start off with another Bruce Willis movie as promised, before again trying to pull myself at least momentarily away from his filmography.