|He'll beat your dick off with both hands!|
Welcome to Thursday everyone! Today I'm going to be talking about the 2012 movie adaptation of the 80s tv show 21 Jump Street. The movie stars Channing Tatum (I think he just played a male stripper in Magic Mike? Yeah that was weird) as the good looking, athletic, and dumb Jenko, and Jonah Hill (who found his breakout in Superbad) as the not so good looking, less athletic but very smart Schmidt. With their powers combined, the two of them form almost one functioning police officer. Almost. After they completely screw up an arrest, mostly because Jenko doesn't know the miranda rights, the two of them are turfed to 21 Jump Street (which is in a Korean Church) where they are tasked with posing as high school students to discover where a new deadly designer drug is coming from. What follows is a less than textbook perfect operation, that involves distributing alcohol and drugs to minors and stealing a couple cars. While it might not be good police work, it is really funny.
|Don't try this at home kids.|
|Also this teacher really wants to bone Jenko, and is crazy.|
|Don't become business partners with guys that look like this.|
|The box was full of doves, because they make you look|
badass. Also, yes those are prostitutes.
That's it for today! Join me on Saturday, when I explore a history of bad choices in my Keanu Reeves Hall of Shame. See you then!