|JGL On a Bike: The Movie|
Welcome back to the Tagline! Today I'm going to be talking about the second movie I saw last week: Premium Rush. I honestly saw this movie as a bit of a lark. I'm not sure if it's just me, but it seems like everyone is up JGLs ass lately (especially the fangirls) and it's starting to wear on my nerves. That being said, I was pleasantly surprised. Despite its somewhat unusual premise, Premium Rush was actually very engaging and entertaining from beginning to end. If I were a complete tool, I'd probably describe it as "A white knuckle thrillride that will leave you on the edge of your seat." Fortunately I am not that big of a tool, so I'm not going to say any of that senseless shit. What I will say is that this movie is just like the lunatic cyclists in it. There is not an ounce of fat to it, it is all business from the time it starts until the credits roll.
|Admire his bag and big huge chain. No one's stealing that bike.|
|You will be seeing Dania's nipples for the whole movie.|
|He's a lot cheerier than I would be with my arm looking that way.|
Its also really worth mentioning that there is some serious physicality on display in this movie. JGL was clearly doing a lot of bike riding, and managed to injure himself in the process, more or less going through the back windshield of a taxi. Afterwards, he was most concerned that they got a shot of him hurt to use in the movie, rather than that he was bleeding all over the place. That is some real dedication right there.
That's it for today! Join me for a super secret post Saturday, which is to say I haven't decided for sure what I'm going to post Saturday!
Also as an aside, I just released a novella called Moonlighting, available for purchase on Amazon.com here: Maybe give it a look!