|I'm not even sure what's happening here,|
like, is he hanging there like Spider-Man?
This does not happen.
|For real those are some serious eyebrows man.|
|Look at Taylor, pretending like he can act. ADORABLE.|
|Go Pirates, I guess! (god look at his dumb face)|
|UNF those eyebrows.|
I guess in the end it doesn't matter, because this movie is too shitty for anyone to care anyway. The long and short is, don't watch movies with Taylor Lautner in them. Probably not with Lily Collins either. Alfred Molina you're probably safe with. That's it for today! A shortage of desire to see Man of Steel means you are all increasingly in peril of me reviewing Street Fighter, which I watched last night. See you Thursday!