|Damon Wayans really jumped off a building|
for this picture. He died after.
Happy Tuesday everyone! As promised, this week I resume reviewing my regular fare, and will start off with a movie which I watched almost enough to make up for the fact that basically no one else did. Starring Damon Wayans as Darryl Walker, a power nerd appliance repairman who's obsessed with being a superhero, because he watched way too many episodes of the 60s Batman tv show when he was little. Daryl invents a variety of really budget gadgets essentially made out of garbage, along with a special solution that makes clothing impervious to attacks. Special tools and a bullet proof costume don't change the fact that Darryl is a maladjusted, spastic dork, and so his initial attempts at fighting crime in a beleaguered city are... middling at best. However with the help of his washing machine robot J5 (I assume this is a Short Circuit reference?) and his brother Kevin (David Alan Grier) Darryl squares off against mob boss Michael Manelli in an attempt to bring him to justice.
|What do you mean my costume isn't cool?|
|His hat makes him classy.|
|Just hang on just hang on I'm almost theeeeerre.|
That's all for today! Join me Thursday when I explode in text about all the bogus shit people say about The Postman, and how you should all watch it and like it, and cut Kevin Costner some slack while you're at it.
|Guy's just trying to make a living.|