It's Saturday, and that means its time for another very special update from The Tagline. Today I give you, with a mild cringe and some regret:
THE WORST OF ANIMAL MOVIES
As we all know, animal movies represent a prolific genre made up almost entirely of movies that make you want to throw up, or that are so dumb that they cause lasting brain damage. The worst part is that, due to their deft marketing and the prevailing belief among parents that they must feed their children a steady diet of incredibly dumb movies, most of these movies were commercially successful. Some of them were wildly so. Today I'm going to talk about some of the movies that represent the dumbest, the weirdest, and the just plain worst. Let's start with a good one (by which I mean a bad one).
|You know it's good. Brendan Fraser's in it.|
|It's distressing to think this movie was|
|I keep finding German posters...|
|If a dog with Tim Allen eyes doesn't|
give you nightmares, nothing will.
|Disney again. Does their evil know no end?!|
|Is that one in back the sexy lady gerbil? What the |
fuckheimer Jerry Bruckheimer?
|We're going to Reno!|